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The Gilded Prose

No Bones About It, Cassandra Elizzabeth

No Bones About It, Cassandra Elizzabeth

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🧡 Exclusive double-sided art print (SFW on one side, NSFW on the other)

🧡 Hand-numbered Spooky Bitches Book Club bookmark

🧡 Exclusive sticker sheet

🧡 Hand signed by the author

 

This Halloween, Tori Graves is celebrating her divorce by finally buying the one thing her ex-husband never let her have.

The viral twelve-foot skeleton.

The HOA promptly loses its collective mind and declares war.

When Tori's desperate plea to save her beloved Halloween decoration goes viral, she's forced to get creative. Suddenly, Mr. Bonejangles becomes the best thing that's ever happened to her photography business.

And her heart.

Somewhere between pumpkin carving, horror movie marathons, and pumpkin porter beneath the autumn stars, Tori falls for the skeleton.

And somehow, he falls right back.

But Lois, the self-appointed queen of the HOA, is determined to get rid of Mr. Bonejangles once and for all. As Halloween approaches and the feud spirals into something far more destructive, Tori realizes that loving him is the easy part.

Keeping him may be impossible without a Halloween miracle.

 

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